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MeatHead Honour Roll

The following is the complete list of everyone who has worn the [MH] tag. If the person you are looking for isn't listed here then either you're friends think you're a mushroom or I've just been too lazy to update the list... (probably the latter). You can find contact details in the forum member list.

Bugsplat	New Zealand
Joined: Foundation Member	Captain, Webmaster, Server Admin
Bugsplat is one of the original founding members of the MeatHead clan and can be found lurking on the clan server or working on the web site. If there is a problem with the game server, the website or the forum, or you are in a clan and you want to demonstrate how much better you are than the MeatHead clans is, then Bugsplat is the first point of contact.

Easymeat	New Zealand
Joined: Foundation Member	Captain, Server Admin
Easymeat is one of the original founding members of the MeatHead clan. You are most likely to see him standing over your dead body saying "Boo!" while wiping your blood off the butt of his rifle. When he isn't sneaking around on the game server terrorising the unsuspecting, he will be testing new maps or mods he's dredged up from the corners of the internet. If he's not online - he's probably asleep. If there is a map you want on the server, or a game setting changed, he's your man...just stand around on the server for a moment or two and he's bound to show up...

KillBill	New Zealand
Joined: Foundation Member
KillBill is also one of the founding members of the MeatHead clan. Principally, he joined so he could legitimise his bloodlust - but you didn't hear that from me...KillBill is said to be a force to be reckoned with when he is on his game (I have no idea who said that - probably someone he paid). Actually catching him on the MeatHead server however, can be a challenge in itself (place thumb-print here).

DarthScOpe	New Zealand
Joined: Dec 2004
DarthScOpe was found lurking on the MeatHead server one day - apparently he had been playing while we weren't looking and had become rather fond of the maps and the low ping (compared to the main New Zealand servers at the time). DarthScOpe was a long time MOHAA Spearhead player before he saw the light and got himself set up with Call of Duty and decided to call the MeatHead server home.

Fastlegs - RETIRED	New Zealand
Joined: Jan 2005
Fastlegs had known Darthscope in a previous life and when Fastlegs came to MeatHead to kill a few noobs and relax after New Years (we were one of the first New Zealand servers with the 1.51 patch) and saw that Darthscope had become a MeatHead he just had to have a taste of the good life too. Fastlegs has since moved on to muddier pastures and is now known as furious in the =CW= clan. All the best and don't forget to keep your head down!

Major Lag	New Zealand
Joined: March 2005
Major Lag came to visit our server because it was pinging lower than Xtra (of course) and he liked the custom maps and the sick bastards he was playing against at the time...But it wasn't until after he was killed by Easymeat a few too many times that he discovered that they had something in common (like smoking too much). A perfect match was made and before long Major Lag started to spend far more time than was healthy running around terrorising new visitors to the MeatHead server. He can often be found sitting at the end of the street with his feet around a hot MG keeping everyone on their toes.

Sniffer - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: April 2005	Captain
Sniffer was one of the BiA clan members who started to spend too much time away from home and living with the rest of the wayward gun slingers on the MeatHead server. Sniffer, StaffyX, Pitbull and Ridgeback first stumbled upon the MeatHeads back in February 2005 and quickly became regulars (read: lack of a good home) until one day in the middle of April 2005, Sniffer decided to entertain a clan change (it's a bit like a sex change but less invasive, although the recovery time is said to be much longer) much to the disgust of fellow BiA clan member Ridgeback - although I do think he enjoyed being able to call Sniffer his ex-bitch as it has a much more authoritative sound to it. Ridgeback finally got over it (took about a week or so) and Sniffer has been with us ever since.

StaffyX - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: April 2005
StaffyX was one also one of the BiA clan members who started to spend too much time away from home and, after Sniffers defection, his online gaming started to suffer. After less than a week he finally confessed he couldn't take it anymore and he too became a MeatHead (and who said there is no such thing as a happy ending). Staffy retired from MeatHead and online gaming as a whole in Janurary 2008 so he could devote his evenings to the persuit of finer, more attractive things. Maybe a sign that we need to improve our female recruitment programme...

Pittbull	Australia
Joined: April 2005
Pittbull was the third BiA clan member to jump ship and realise his true calling as a MeatHead but he has kept a low profile however and has not been seen on the server lately.

AussieAnt	Australia
Joined: May 2005
AussieAnt first came to the MeatHead server back in January 2005 looking for advice on how to set up his own server and has over the months spent a fair amount of time playing on ours. (I guess his friends server never made it online). AussiAnt is living proof that you don't need to own a computer to play online games...but it does if you want to use online communications like TeamSpeak. Never mind. We all still remember how to type (well...at least some of us do).

tHe oNe - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: June 2005
tHe oNe is quietly efficient when it comes to dealing out ammunition cause the bastard is one of the better riflemen out there. "Its easy if you stick to one weapon and practice" - yeah right! Although these days he's taken a unhealthy sadistic interest in using the butt of his rifle rather than the trigger. Sometimes the only time you will see tHe oNe during a match is when you are watching yourself get whacked on KillCam!

StRyKeR - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: July 2005
StRyKeR was the youngest member of the MeatHead clan when he joined and wore that crown with distinction. He may have been the most boisterous member on the battlefield (especially if he has just been topped ) but he did provide hours of entertainment. Stryker left the clan in August 2005 looking to find a younger group he could relate to - it would appear that the language of today is too new for us old fellas!

El Guapo	Australia
Joined: July 2005
El Guapo has quietly made an impact on the clan gaining himself a reputation for being the last man standing. Definitely an asset to have when the going is getting tough and he's not a bad shot either.

Fergs - RETIRED	New Zealand
Joined: August 2005
Fergs spent quite a while scoping us out...He popped in from time to time (just to see if his gaming addiction had fully settled in yet) trying to determine if we were worthy of him. Fortunately for us his benchmark was low and we passed the grade. Famous for leaving games mid-round to ensure that his hungry offspring is attended to (or is that to ensure he is allowed to sleep in the bedroom for another night...) he was often the last man standing - "Look out Fergs!...Fergs!...shit he's gone again!"

Bhunta	New Zealand
Joined: September 2005
Yada yada, Fish 'n Chips, Yada yada. More often these days its "Aw c'mon! That was a whole magazine!" or "this is fucken ridiculous". Then of course there is the good old favourite "QUIET PLEASE!" - why he doesn't just turn up the game sounds, and turn down TeamSpeak I have no idea :)

MontysPython	Australian
Joined: October 2005

Killer	New Zealand
Joined: November 2005

Jimbo - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: November 2005

AnTWaN	New Zealand
Joined: December 2005

MrsSniffer - RETIRED	Australia
Joined: December 2005
MrsSniffer infiltrated the clan by capturing and interrogating Sniffer until he broke. It was either bring her into the clan or have her shot as a spy, and given that Sniffer is unable to cook and clean after himself it was decided that if we didn't want Sniffer to fade away, that it was a good time to recruit a new member. You can always tell when mrsSniffer is playing due to the whoops and squeals. Still haven't figured out how her chair is wired up, but if anyone can find out I bet there's money in it!

midori	Australia
Joined: September 2006

SpazMonkey	New Zealand
Joined: August 2007
Another Kiwi! Yeah! Sorry guys its just that there are so few of us quality people in the clan...Incredibly enough he has only been playing COD2 for a few months and he's nearly 30! C'mon man - computers were invented last century! What the hell have you been doing with your life! As the newest member of this illustrious clan, he's got the big advantage of some pretty experienced role models to hide behind...so good luck mate and welcome to the clan!

cdawg	New Zealand
Joined: August 2007
Another Kiwi! Yeah! Welcome to the clan cdawg!

Rawidi	New Zealand
Joined: September 2007
Another Kiwi! SpazMonkey's first sponsored member. Better not let it go to your head...but at least you've now got someone to back you up when its team killing time.

Spitball	Australia
Joined: December 2007
Welcome back Spitball (nee Ridgeback). Good to see you finally admitted that you couldn't live with out us. They say the first step to controlling your addictions is to admit that you have one :)